Functional Lab Testing
We use advanced lab panels to reveal what’s really driving your symptoms—from hormones to metabolism to toxins—so your plan is built on data, not guesswork.
Integrative Peptide + HRT Programs
We combine peptide therapy and hormone optimization in a holistic way—rooted in functional medicine, lifestyle, and nutrition—to restore energy, resilience, and longevity.
The Offscript Collective
An interactive space where you learn how your body works, get ongoing guidance from practitioners, and connect with others reclaiming their health journey.
The Offscript Collective- Telehealth Membership.
Patient Centered.
Practitioner Guided.
Community Supported.
Your health shouldn’t feel like a mystery or a solo mission. The Collective is where functional medicine meets community—giving you the education, mentorship, and support to understand your labs, apply protocols, and take real ownership of your health journey.
The Offscript Collective Membership
A personalized membership for true disruptors ready to command their health.
Designed for those who want deeper guidance, structure, and practitioner partnership throughout the year.
Includes:
Two 60-Minute Functional Consults per Year
Two 30-Minute Check-In Consults per year
Telehealth portal, secure chat & custom assessments
$150 off Additional 60 Min Consults with Practitioners (Regularly $349)
15% savings on LABS, SUPPLEMENTS, & PROGRAMS
Access to order peptides (exclusive to PLUS Membership Only)
Rx management (coming soon)
And Private Access to Facebook Community with over 2,700 others for relevant wellness education, live lab reviews, group calls & private zoom health deep dives!
“Sometimes we need to go a little Offscript! Healing takes courage, and we all have courage, even if we have to dig a little to find it. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from indomitable will.”
GLP-1 Optimization Program
We do it the right way—using the right peptides, the right doses, and the right support. Our approach pairs GLP-1 medications with functional lab testing, hormone balance, and nutrition so you lose fat, protect muscle, and restore metabolic health for lasting results.
Exclusive for Offscript Members Only ($99/month)
You deserve an approach to GLP-1 support that’s as intelligent and individualized as your body.
This 90-day program combines medical-grade Retatrutide, functional lab testing, and practitioner-guided oversight to optimize your metabolism, energy, and body composition — safely, sustainably, and Offscript.
A 90-Day Practitioner-Guided Retatrutide Protocol
Two Ways to Begin Your GLP-1 Journey
At Wellness Offscript, we believe the best results come from pairing powerful tools with the right foundation.
That’s why we offer two distinct starting points for GLP-1 peptide therapy—each designed to meet you exactly where you are in your wellness journey.
1. The 90-Day Practitioner-Guided GLP-1 Peptide Optimization Coaching Program
For those new to peptides or without recent comprehensive lab work, this 90-day experience helps you build the foundation first.
We’ll complete full bloodwork, design a personalized nutrition and lifestyle plan, and guide you step-by-step as your body adapts to therapy.
Required for all first-time peptide program coaching clients or those without recent labs.
2. The Advanced Optimization Path
For clients already living an informed wellness lifestyle—with consistent movement, nutrition, and current lab data—we offer direct access to our peptide protocol options, including Retatrutide, the next-generation multi-receptor GLP-1 peptide.
Includes:
$50 practitioner consult · Personalized peptide prescription · Free GLP-1 Optimization eBook ($40 value)
Average Monthly Investment: $875–$1,350 depending on protocol
How to Know Where to Start
During your consult, your practitioner will review your intake, current labs, and health goals to determine which path is the best fit.
Either way, you’ll receive practitioner-guided care, transparent pricing, and access to the highest-quality 503A-compounded peptides—delivered safely to your door.
Discover what your body’s been trying to tell you—then give it what it actually needs.
